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  • Funny 4th of July story

    10 July, 2013

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    Had a French friend in town for the 4th. We were driving around center city and I wanted to show him Independence Hall, so I told him to pull out a hundred dollar bill. “Holy sheet! Zat’s the place! Zee place on ze back!”

    He jokingly holds the bill up and waves it in someone’s face… (in a french accent) “Excuse me, can somebody give me directions to find zis place? Anyone can help me pleeze?” (As he waves a hundred dollar bill in the air on a crowded downtown street)

    Moral of the story: Philly is on the HUNDRED! That’s the biggest bill there is, money don’t get no bigger than that!

    Lesson #2: No one stole the bill, they all thought it was hilarious.

    Lesson #3: Why the shit is Boston the “patriot” city — WE should be owning all that America stuff instead of them!
    America was born HERE!  Not in Boston, or New York, or Washington DC.  She was born in Philadelphia, just like you and me!

    Get your act together, Philavania! Take back America!  And we don’t mean bullshit redneck guns & wars America, we mean Old School Patriotic Red White & Blue Flag Wavin’ America the Beautiful America!

    TAKE AMERICA BACK, PHILAVANIA!
    WE STARTED IT!

    And happy birthday, Good Ol’ US of A.

    We love yous!

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